What is up with people in Oregon standing in the middle of the freeway? We have counted no less 7 guys just trying to cross and then getting caught in the middle of the lanes…not the median, the lanes. 2 guys were DOT workers just standing there as traffic races by inches from them on both sides. One guy, ran out to get his ladder and then tried to hide behind it! After the first guy, which we saw on Hwy 84 between Portland and Hood River, I thought it was just some crazy DOT worker looking for a quick retirement, but we kept seeing these nut jobs. Some carrying ladders some carring guitars, but all out of there minds. On top of that Oregon drivers seemed to act like that kind of shit happens everyday. “Oh look honey, there is another hwy, crossing nut job. I am going to tic the cruise control down to 85…..errrrrr…65″.

So, I may be from California, and we may have to many people in our states and we may be the home to breast implants and upside down mortgages, but Oregon is the World Human Frogger headquarters.

Havoc